You know you stay up late when your CAT falls asleep before you.
Tonight I'm feeling like an astronaut.
Hey there! The name's Kendall. I'm in LOVE with Allstar Weekend, Action Item, Hollywood Ending, Simple Plan and One Direction! Follow me, let's be friends. :3
(via j-e-n-n-a-1-d)
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
| me: | *closes tumblr tab* |
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| me: | *opens new tumblr tab* |
| me: | what just happened |
LOLOLOLOLOL. I CAN’T EVEN.
So, I asked my crush for his number today…………… AND HE SAID YES AND NOW I HAVE IT AND I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW IT MADE MY LIFE ASDFHDLDFKSJSMSJSBZJSISNDNSBDBDJXNDBDBDBDNXHDBDBDDXBDKDJDBSKSUEUDEUEU
ladies & gentleman… I present to you DERPY THE COW! (Taken with instagram)
imagine if it went the opposite way around
| Me: | Hi! Can you sign my pap- |
|---|---|
| Band Member: | Marry me. |
| Me: | What? |
| Band Member: | What? |
| Me: | |
| Band Member: | |
| Me: | |
| Band Member: | I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper. |
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.
The. Notes.
shoot i reblogged it after 91 seconds am i dead
(via sam---i---am)
Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
